Twas The Night After Christmas - Part Two

(who the hell says "twas"?)

I jogged up the fire escape and up onto the roof

I was nearly half naked and felt like a goof

Exuding some dignity, I was trying my best

But what I saw next made my jaw drop to my chest

I couldn't believe what I saw in the sky

A fat man and livestock shouldn't be able to fly

"On Dasher...and you there...and whats-his-name too!"

I heard him exclaim as they continued to....flew
(they can't all be winners)

It seems Old St. Nick was showing his age

From the book of senility, he was taking a page

I could hear the wind whistle as onward they sped

I had to duck quickly, or get impaled by the sled

He landed that crate, rather deftly I'd say

Especially considering there was fog in the Bay

[20th Century Fox wants to turn this into a movie, so I'm going to hold out for more money before posting the rest]