Blogurgitations - No. 1

RE: Beer Tic Tac Toe

With apologies to President Wishnack and his sister, I have to say that this game has the lowest replay value of any game ever devised.

He had the chance to go into more detail about the game himself, but no doubt did not want to offend the gift-giver, or perhaps he simply couldn't think of anything to say about it. I however was moved by the nanoscopic of descriptive forces to write about this wholly unentertaining game.

Here are the rules:

1. Fill mini-steins with beer
2. Play Tic-Tac-Toe
3. Get bored and just drink the rest of the beer

As anyone who has ever played tic-tac-toe, statistically the person who goes first will win the game. So really, all this game does is slow down your intake of beer, and who wants that? The game would probably be vastly improved by switching out the mini-steins with real ones, then blindfolding the players who have to drink the stein's contents, spin around, and then try to place an X or an O correctly on the board. The person who most closely resembles a line of 3 in a row gets to use the bathroom first.