Do you own a car? Do you drive it? Then you are probably a moron.
While it may be possible that you, the Reader, are not a moron, the numbers favor that you are and that you have done something really stupid in your car recently.
Which one of the following have you done at least once this week...?
1. Pulled into the middle of a backed up intersection hoping that traffic would pull forward before the light turned red, intead of waiting, ultimately blocking cross traffic and the pedestrian walkway. All that so YOU could gain a carlength of progress, ending up right behind the same car if you had waited and not inconvenienced a dozen other people.
2. Nearly hitting a pedestrian or car pulling out because you had your cell in one hand and coffee/newspaper/wallet/hamburger in the other hand.
3. Nearly causing a 5 car pile-up because you should have been paying attention and are now trying to cross 2+ lanes to make a turn instead of going around the block or taking the next exit, because it's "inconvenient".
4. Stopping at a red light, blocking the pedestrian crossing...and STILL inching forward because those few extra inches will get you where you are going sooooo much quicker.
5. Blocking the sidewalk or lane of traffic while you wait for someone to relinquish their precious parking space.
6. Double parking on a narrow, busy street to run an errand because the rules don't apply to YOU.
7. Honked violently at non moving traffic like the person responsible can even hear you. Yeah, go ahead and just annoy the hell out of everyone in earshot.
8. Repeatedly honk outside the building where you are picking somebody up, waking up everyone in the building, ruining television dialog, whatever...YOU don't live there.
Ohh...I could go on.
Let's try to get the moron count down before I start carrying a steel club, ok?
Blogurgitate (blŏ-gûr'jĭ-tāt') v. Any drivel or rant that spills out from my overactive mind into cyberspace.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
Neglect
I've been letting this blog go a bit. Part of it is because I think of something to write and then forget...or I just use Twitter, treating it as my microblog.
If fact, I think services such as Twitter, Brightkite, Pownce, and so on, have made the personal "blurb" blog nearly obsolete. Why post something to a website and manage it when you can throw out a tweet and all your followers get it delivered to THEM. Unless you have a lengthy diatribe or blog professionally, it hardly seems worth it.
However, possibly a more impressive reason for this blog's neglect is that my blogging energy has been directed to my stint as software reviewer at 148apps.com. It is much more rewarding and likely to further my blog publishing career. Hey, it already got me a Press pass for Macworld (please note the professional use of the lower case "w").
I'm using a new iPhone app, iBlogger, which works with Blogger.com, so maybe I'll go ahead and "blurb" a little more frequently...just to round out my blogging resume.
Http://www.148apps.com
Check it out!
Mobile Blogging from here.
If fact, I think services such as Twitter, Brightkite, Pownce, and so on, have made the personal "blurb" blog nearly obsolete. Why post something to a website and manage it when you can throw out a tweet and all your followers get it delivered to THEM. Unless you have a lengthy diatribe or blog professionally, it hardly seems worth it.
However, possibly a more impressive reason for this blog's neglect is that my blogging energy has been directed to my stint as software reviewer at 148apps.com. It is much more rewarding and likely to further my blog publishing career. Hey, it already got me a Press pass for Macworld (please note the professional use of the lower case "w").
I'm using a new iPhone app, iBlogger, which works with Blogger.com, so maybe I'll go ahead and "blurb" a little more frequently...just to round out my blogging resume.
Http://www.148apps.com
Check it out!
Mobile Blogging from here.
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