Maybe I should try the setting...maybe it actually DOES freeze the toast and I'm being silly.
See...true story!
Friday, May 13, 2011
Frozen Toast
I recently bought a new toaster which has several special settings, one of which is "Frozen Toast" which I would think would be impossible or at least some kind of time/space paradox. Either you've made some toast and then put it in the freezer and then put it back into the toaster, which is just stupid, or you have some frozen BREAD which you want to toast, but requires heat and burning to achieve thus rendering the toast the farthest thing from frozen.
WT...Wifi
I've been watching my weight closely lately because I need to loose...mumble mumble...pounds before I die. I have a fancy scale that actually connects to the Internet and records my weight on a number of fitness web sites. This morning it wouldn't work due to a problem, I eventually discovered, with my wifi network which got me thinking about how dependent I am on the Internet to the point I can't even weigh myself without it.
Ok, that was three sentences. I may have to modify the new rules.
Floating
I really want a deprivation tank like the one Ben Affleck had in the Daredevil movie, but my apartment complex would probably consider that a "waterbed" and not allow it. It just seems like it would be cool to be floating there, maybe have some music piped in, and get a waterproof iPad. It would be kind of like being a vampire or Michael Jackson or is that redundant?
Too soon?
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
It's ALIVE!
I know what you're thinking...and your mother would be ashamed. Besides that, I bet you thought I was dead, or at least the blog was, and to tell you the truth so did I. So, I bet you're wondering...what's the latest special at Red Lobster, and I'd tell you to stop daydreaming and PAY ATTENTION! You are also probably suffering from ADHD or you are 5 years old. Getting back to the blog, I was getting pretty frustrated on a number of levels from lack of readership to lethargy towards writing, but I kept wanting to come back to it in some form so I decided to give it another shot.
As you can see, I've done what any good marketer does when a company wants to reintroduce a product that has already been on the market but not done well...I've put it in new packaging. Unlike those products, however, I do plan to make some changes. I changed the theme to be simpler and less distracting, but my first choice looked too much like President's blog, so I had to choose something else. In the end, I decided I would just do the exact opposite of him out of spite for making my theme decisions more difficult. So I went with a darker theme and reversed the columns around. Take THAT President! I also settled on Courier for the title font, in sort of an homage the history of journalism where typing away at a typewriter was the way to get the word out...also take it away from President who is into that sort of typewriter thing.
[Meant to put a venomous meme picture here but couldn't find one I liked. Also lost 30 minutes looking at LOLcats.]
To make it easier to get posts out the door, the new format will be posts no longer than TWO sentences...until I change my mind. Perhaps a picture occasionally. It will be a little like Twitter in blog form, maybe or maybe not completing a whole thought. Let's see how that works. Maybe I'll occasionally rant longer about something, but it's the detailed posts that usually hang me up. At least I hope to have something new on a regular basis, even if it is just a stupid picture.
As you can see, I've done what any good marketer does when a company wants to reintroduce a product that has already been on the market but not done well...I've put it in new packaging. Unlike those products, however, I do plan to make some changes. I changed the theme to be simpler and less distracting, but my first choice looked too much like President's blog, so I had to choose something else. In the end, I decided I would just do the exact opposite of him out of spite for making my theme decisions more difficult. So I went with a darker theme and reversed the columns around. Take THAT President! I also settled on Courier for the title font, in sort of an homage the history of journalism where typing away at a typewriter was the way to get the word out...also take it away from President who is into that sort of typewriter thing.
[Meant to put a venomous meme picture here but couldn't find one I liked. Also lost 30 minutes looking at LOLcats.]
To make it easier to get posts out the door, the new format will be posts no longer than TWO sentences...until I change my mind. Perhaps a picture occasionally. It will be a little like Twitter in blog form, maybe or maybe not completing a whole thought. Let's see how that works. Maybe I'll occasionally rant longer about something, but it's the detailed posts that usually hang me up. At least I hope to have something new on a regular basis, even if it is just a stupid picture.
From the first line of results for "stupid picture" on Google...same row, George Bush.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Energy Displacement
In the incredibly unlikely chance that anyone still hits this blog to see if it was updated, you should know that I am expending all my writing energies on this stupid blog. Apparently I'm some kind of sucker.
Why? I have no fucking clue. I get ignored just as thorough there as I do here, so it's a mystery of subconscious proportions. I probably just feel sorry for President and his lack of internet. I mean, not having Internet would probably kill me, so I may have to invest in a home generator for when the killer solar flare hits us in 2012. Ok, I realize that will not, by itself, sustain the life-giving Internet, but if I start backing up the Internet now I may have enough to keep me busy for a while. I probably won't back up President's web site though.
Ok, so going with my usual zig-zaggy stream of consciousness, here is the trailer for Sucker Punch which is a totally awesome movie with hot girls that know how to kick some ass! I'm really looking forward to it. I could stand to have my ass worked over by a sexy ninja gal.
Why? I have no fucking clue. I get ignored just as thorough there as I do here, so it's a mystery of subconscious proportions. I probably just feel sorry for President and his lack of internet. I mean, not having Internet would probably kill me, so I may have to invest in a home generator for when the killer solar flare hits us in 2012. Ok, I realize that will not, by itself, sustain the life-giving Internet, but if I start backing up the Internet now I may have enough to keep me busy for a while. I probably won't back up President's web site though.
Ok, so going with my usual zig-zaggy stream of consciousness, here is the trailer for Sucker Punch which is a totally awesome movie with hot girls that know how to kick some ass! I'm really looking forward to it. I could stand to have my ass worked over by a sexy ninja gal.
After you watch this, go watch in it in HD on a big screen. You'll thank me.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Blogurgitations: The Things Nightmares Are Made Of
Before I start, don't get me wrong, I have a lot of good Japanese friends*, some of whom are a bit quirky at times (I'm talkin' bout you Akira). President Wishnack claims to be part Japanese, and he IS quirky, but I don't think he counts as a friend, especially after he posted this.
I do admire the Japanese for a lot of things, but sometimes they do shit that...well...makes you wonder what fucking planet they are really from. I seriously doubt I will ever eat at this restaurant. The one benefit would be that I could throw up into my chair.
The video below is all in Japanese, including the text on the YouTube page, but the title roughly translates as:
Long Distance Service 1 Terenoido
"Terenoido" is kind of like saying "telephone droid", the idea being that this thing would be live in your home replicating the movements, expressions, and sounds someone else makes from their phone/computer, in order to create a more interactive experience. Here, have a look...
If you are not totally freaked out by this paraplegic, albino slug hanging out in your living room, you have some serious issues. I would probably never sleep again, fearing that I would wake up with this thing already gnawing up to my knee.
Yeah, no thank you Japan.
On the other side of the coin, Japanese engineers have also developed a "supermodel" robot. At least that one has boobs.
*yes, believe it or not, I am friends with Miho and she is one of the top actresses in Japan. She is super awesome! We also have the same birthday. I wish she would move to the US.
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UPDATE: Ok, ok...amidst a veritable uproar, I went looking for a more reliable source of information, and in my defense, many blogs about the restaurant make the Japanese connection. I finally went to an article at Time online and there was no mention of Japan.
But seriously, have you watched animé? I still say the Japanese have some scary shit going on in their heads.
I do admire the Japanese for a lot of things, but sometimes they do shit that...well...makes you wonder what fucking planet they are really from. I seriously doubt I will ever eat at this restaurant. The one benefit would be that I could throw up into my chair.
The video below is all in Japanese, including the text on the YouTube page, but the title roughly translates as:
Long Distance Service 1 Terenoido
"Terenoido" is kind of like saying "telephone droid", the idea being that this thing would be live in your home replicating the movements, expressions, and sounds someone else makes from their phone/computer, in order to create a more interactive experience. Here, have a look...
If you are not totally freaked out by this paraplegic, albino slug hanging out in your living room, you have some serious issues. I would probably never sleep again, fearing that I would wake up with this thing already gnawing up to my knee.
Yeah, no thank you Japan.
On the other side of the coin, Japanese engineers have also developed a "supermodel" robot. At least that one has boobs.
*yes, believe it or not, I am friends with Miho and she is one of the top actresses in Japan. She is super awesome! We also have the same birthday. I wish she would move to the US.
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UPDATE: Ok, ok...amidst a veritable uproar, I went looking for a more reliable source of information, and in my defense, many blogs about the restaurant make the Japanese connection. I finally went to an article at Time online and there was no mention of Japan.
But seriously, have you watched animé? I still say the Japanese have some scary shit going on in their heads.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Ch-ch-ch-changes.
I was recently asked to expand on a comment I made about reinventing myself when I came to San Francisco. This post is practically the entire response and required some concentrated musings of the past, so I figured I'd get the most out of it and make it a post.
This [reinvention] is a tricky one to explain, in part because it was almost 13 years ago, and frankly I didn't have a particular plan. At the time I made the decision to move to SF, I was living in El Paso. I had moved out there to, of all things, start an internet based business. An amateur photographer friend who was working at Ft. Bliss had just had a gallery show of his work and had started networking in the art scene in El Paso. Long story short, we decided to start a business creating custom designed web "galleries" for artists and set up online stores so people could buy their art online. I think it was a great idea that was ahead of its time, but two of the partners in the venture dropped out to go to graduate school (including my friend) and I was left holding the bag. I had been the web guru and site designer and had no interest in the other management aspects at the time, so abandoned the project. We did manage to sell off the files for the web sites that were built for the current clients, so it wasn't a complete financial disaster. I then started looking for regular work in El Paso and the surrounding area, and quickly realized it was not the place for a technology geek. I decided I had two choices, go back to Chicago where I had some tech contacts and look for a job there, or throw caution to the wind and go to SF and try to find a job to establish myself. I was highly motivated to choose SF due to the proximity to Lucasfilm [where I ended up working for 4 years much later], so that is what I did. I gave myself two weeks to find a job and booked a bunk at a youth hostel downtown [ironically I now work just a couple blocks from the hostel]. In less than a week I had a job and the rest is history.
What you need to know to understand the 'reinvention' aspect is that this was perhaps the biggest risk I had ever taken. Outside of the El Paso gig I had stayed pretty close to home and friends and had a safety net. I didn't consider El Paso much of a risk, as much as an extended vacation of about a year. I had just recovered from a car accident and was still on crutches when I went to El Paso. If anything, I went there because I was stir-crazy, but I also thought it might be fun to go somewhere new for a while and see what happened with a startup done on the cheap. So with very little money, my Powerbook 180c, a suit, and no idea what I was going to do when I got there, I booked a flight to SF. Other than Chicago, SF was the only other big city I had lived or worked in. Anyway, somewhere along the way I decided that I had to approach living in SF differently. I didn't have any safety net other than just bailing and going back to Chicago, and I knew I'd have to be more aggressive in my job searching then I had been before. I guess you could say I was somewhat unhappy with my life, but more because it seemed kind of aimless. I didn't have a plan for anything. I felt a little like Michael J. Fox in The Secret of My Success, but without the rich Uncle giving me a job. So, I felt I needed to present myself more professionally and assertively. The idea is that I thought I could better reinforce this behavior by changing little things like which version of my name I used, the clothes I wore, etc. I think overall the process was useful, but it turned out that SF in general is pretty relaxed, and my first co-workers were very casual and didn't act very "professional", so I eventually relaxed as well. In the end, I'm not sure much changed as a result of my attempt to change myself outwardly, but I think I have changed considerably as a result of living and working in SF. I still occasionally like to step back and look for things to change in my life, to make sure I'm not getting too complacent or dull.
My recent move to the new apartment was probably the current extension of the reinvent procedure, including getting in better shape, riding my bike more, and exploring more of the city. I think something has to happen with work soon too, but right now I'm focused on the personal stuff.
Trashcan-butt-pig-bank-thing approves this reused text!
This [reinvention] is a tricky one to explain, in part because it was almost 13 years ago, and frankly I didn't have a particular plan. At the time I made the decision to move to SF, I was living in El Paso. I had moved out there to, of all things, start an internet based business. An amateur photographer friend who was working at Ft. Bliss had just had a gallery show of his work and had started networking in the art scene in El Paso. Long story short, we decided to start a business creating custom designed web "galleries" for artists and set up online stores so people could buy their art online. I think it was a great idea that was ahead of its time, but two of the partners in the venture dropped out to go to graduate school (including my friend) and I was left holding the bag. I had been the web guru and site designer and had no interest in the other management aspects at the time, so abandoned the project. We did manage to sell off the files for the web sites that were built for the current clients, so it wasn't a complete financial disaster. I then started looking for regular work in El Paso and the surrounding area, and quickly realized it was not the place for a technology geek. I decided I had two choices, go back to Chicago where I had some tech contacts and look for a job there, or throw caution to the wind and go to SF and try to find a job to establish myself. I was highly motivated to choose SF due to the proximity to Lucasfilm [where I ended up working for 4 years much later], so that is what I did. I gave myself two weeks to find a job and booked a bunk at a youth hostel downtown [ironically I now work just a couple blocks from the hostel]. In less than a week I had a job and the rest is history.
What you need to know to understand the 'reinvention' aspect is that this was perhaps the biggest risk I had ever taken. Outside of the El Paso gig I had stayed pretty close to home and friends and had a safety net. I didn't consider El Paso much of a risk, as much as an extended vacation of about a year. I had just recovered from a car accident and was still on crutches when I went to El Paso. If anything, I went there because I was stir-crazy, but I also thought it might be fun to go somewhere new for a while and see what happened with a startup done on the cheap. So with very little money, my Powerbook 180c, a suit, and no idea what I was going to do when I got there, I booked a flight to SF. Other than Chicago, SF was the only other big city I had lived or worked in. Anyway, somewhere along the way I decided that I had to approach living in SF differently. I didn't have any safety net other than just bailing and going back to Chicago, and I knew I'd have to be more aggressive in my job searching then I had been before. I guess you could say I was somewhat unhappy with my life, but more because it seemed kind of aimless. I didn't have a plan for anything. I felt a little like Michael J. Fox in The Secret of My Success, but without the rich Uncle giving me a job. So, I felt I needed to present myself more professionally and assertively. The idea is that I thought I could better reinforce this behavior by changing little things like which version of my name I used, the clothes I wore, etc. I think overall the process was useful, but it turned out that SF in general is pretty relaxed, and my first co-workers were very casual and didn't act very "professional", so I eventually relaxed as well. In the end, I'm not sure much changed as a result of my attempt to change myself outwardly, but I think I have changed considerably as a result of living and working in SF. I still occasionally like to step back and look for things to change in my life, to make sure I'm not getting too complacent or dull.
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| Does this count as complacent? |
My recent move to the new apartment was probably the current extension of the reinvent procedure, including getting in better shape, riding my bike more, and exploring more of the city. I think something has to happen with work soon too, but right now I'm focused on the personal stuff.
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